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Artist: X-RX
Canonical path: /x-rx/assholes
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Assholes
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Assholes
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Careful, you idiot
I said across her nose, not up it
Sorry, sir. Doing my best
Who made that man a gunner?
I did, sir
He's my cousin
Who is he?
He's an Asshole, sir
I know that
What's his name?
That is his name, sir
Asshole, Major Asshole
And his cousin?
He's an asshole too, sir
Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole
How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Yo!
I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Keep firing, assholes
I'm surrounded by assholes
Keep firing, assholes [3x]
I'm surrounded by assholes
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