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Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards

Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards lyrics by XFilesX. Phish and skateboarding is an oxymoron. A rolling disgrace. A slap in the face. A fucking eyesore. I clench...

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Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards

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Phish and skateboarding is an oxymoron.

A rolling disgrace.

A slap in the face.

A fucking eyesore.

I clench my fists because you take no risks.

You wear berkenstocks so you can't do tricks.

Should've stuck to hacky sack.

When I look at you my eyes roll back.

You're a fucking joke.

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