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Artist: XFilesX
Canonical path: /xfilesx/longs-boards-are-wrong-boards
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Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards
Read Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards lyrics by XFilesX on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards
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Phish and skateboarding is an oxymoron.
A rolling disgrace.
A slap in the face.
A fucking eyesore.
I clench my fists because you take no risks.
You wear berkenstocks so you can't do tricks.
Should've stuck to hacky sack.
When I look at you my eyes roll back.
You're a fucking joke.
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