Gash Stabber / Gash Stabber 2 (The Beginning) / D

She was saving herself for marriage

But she just wanted to be loved for a night

With a knife I stabbed a vagina into her torso

Hello?

I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off

I said I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off

What, who is this?

No amount of pity will bring her back

She hands me the scalpel and whispers: Life goes on

She lays down on the embalming table and says: Just relax and cut

After dad left Jesus was the only man mom wanted in her life

She'd curl my hair, paint my nails and put make-up on me

She'd even make me wear lacy petticoats under my dresses

Hello?

It started when I cut holes in a stray cat

Then it was the torso of the neighbors dog

Sir, I don't find this funny

And if you call me again, I will be notifying the authorities

She holds me close and asks: Is there anything else?

I unsheathe the knife and say: Yes, there is

I didn't lose my virginity till I fucked the holes I cut into mommy

What we can't practice?

Well roan toan and I just drove a total of three

And half hours to be here today so maybe we can find a compromise

All we ask is for an hour it'll be just enough time

To tighten up some new shit as well as run

Through the set a few times but no!

Your refusal to hear me out was your way of saying

To go fuck myself and that's how you got this song written about you

Go choke on one!