First Night Back In Port

Every tavern in this town, every rathole, every bar

Prepare for being boarded cause we're back from naval war

Crack open every barrel, let the wine and whiskey free

Let's drink for every matie that we lost out there at sea

Hear the clapping of the gang plank as it reaches for the pier

And eighteen hundred sea legs disembark from the frontier

Every man and every woman, every lad and every lass

Drag your tails down to the dockside if you want some piece of ass

It's our first night back in port

Let's drink, let's fight

Let's fornicate by the harbour lights

Let's fuck, let's bite

Let's dance away the night

Wet the oars and climb the mast, and weigh anchor in my bay

I don't mind being sunk, so drive into the fray

Stick the hose pipe in the bilge, man the pumps I'm set to blow

And judging by the itch there's a fire down below

Hoist the flag and ride the storm until the sails are handing loose

Feast upon the oysters, stretch your neck into the noose

Dock your scooner in my port, ram your ship into the docks

Dance your peg leg on my poop deck, unleash the cunts and cocks

It's our first night back in port

Let's drink, let's fight

Let's fornicate by the harbour lights

Let's fuck, let's bite

Let's dance away the night