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Artist: Year Of The Rabbit
Canonical path: /year-of-the-rabbit/as-seen-on-tv
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As Seen On TV
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As Seen On TV
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Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today.
What makes them do it?
Video games?
Marilyn mason?
Oh i can't be the parents,
Or the fact that school sucks,
Or that the jocks do get patted on the head every time they beat
Up the weirdos and the jobs you get once you graduate from school
Are stupid boring meaningless and a dead end to isanity!
I can't deny it's killing me,
No-one loses on tv.
On tv (3x)
When sport utility vehicles are no longer enough . . . you need
The terminator.
Stuck in traffic in lost angeles?
Drive over the tops of everybody else.
You'll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you.
Your precious artefact child needs to be safe.
They're talking to a kid who's skin is a different colour?
Grab the kid and mow 'em down!s
I can't deny it's killing me,
No-one loses on tv.
On tv (3x)
Each new hot generation has a statement they wanna call their
Own.
Tattoos?
Piercings?
That's for moms and dads.
What you wanna do is spend your allowance on devil horn
Implants,
Elephant man head,
Designers tails, third leg, fourth leg - everyone a
Hermaphradite!
No-one loses on tv,
On tv (3x)
And on a lighter note...
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