You Suck

I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung

But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)

You say you want things to be even and you want things to befair

But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair

If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick

You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick

Well, you may like it but you better learn how

'Cause it's your turn now

Now, you suck

Suk it hard

Go down, baby

You suck

Lick it hard

And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk

By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss

It's on your face that I'm gonna sit

You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit

Don't worry about making me have an orgasm

Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm

I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it

But you better learn to love it

Now, you suck

Suk it hard

Go down, baby

You suck

Lick it hard

And move your tongue around

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath

We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death

AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk

Break out your dental dam and your latex sock

I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift

Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!

Dinner's on, get busy with my booty

Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity

I know you said luscious pussy with a cover

I'm aching too, we can't taste each other

There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke

This aint no joke

Sisters, sisters, you've got the power, use it!

Chick: You brought a condom, right?

Dude: Huh?

Chick: I'm unprotected

Dude: Ain't you on the pill?

Chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me

Dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired

Chick: What do you mean you're tired?

Dude: C'mon

Chick: Come on, baby, come on!

Dude: No, no, that's awful, that tastes terrible!

Chick: You asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag

To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag

Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break

'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache

You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection

How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? Ugh!

You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies

Get your face between my thighs

Now, you suck

Suk it hard

Go down, baby

You suck

Lick it hard

And move your tongue around

Now, you SUCK!