Being Dead Is Boring

Ay! ay-y-ay!

A long time ago

Was a long time ago

A long time ago when people lived

If they lived today they'd either be old or dead

Living is death

Death is life after a fruit sausage cake made by gilbert beck

Being dead is boring, i should know

I'm braindead inside and i am really bored

It's no fun being stupid

My uncle jello will tell you, if you're dead you won't have any fun

Because death is the last adventure and that's a lot of fun

"hey here we are at the top of a building,

Let's jump off, hhhggggeeennnggghhh!"

Being dead is boring but getting there is half the fun

Being dead is really boring

And you'd have to be a loser to try it without a parachute

Dead

(sax solo - john)

Being dead really sucks but getting there is half the fun

Why don't you try it someday

Fill out a form, sign on the bottom line

I'll give you a million dollars if you'll go and kill yourself

And when you're dead i'll take it back

You don't need it where you're going

Being dead is really boring, isn't that right col?

"it's boring as being dead!"

That's right, when you say you're dead bored you're not kidding

Trust me

I don't know what i'm saying and i don't really care

So fuck yourself, fuck yourself, stupid little whore

Go fuck yourself up the ass

I want to see you do it again

Dead

I think i'll win a grammy for this really great song

I'll show it to my granny and she'll tell me it's all wrong

I'll win an emmy too

And i think i'll win a fat lady award from canada

And that's the end, so fuck off and die

Don't play this for your mom

The end