Goodbye (A Story)

Once upon an egg

There was not one, not two

But one vertically challenged vicar

Named Guuurdenky Slipslogruya-Q

He sealed himself in some tupperware

And ran out of oxygen fairly quickly

His gravestone read w-w-w dot

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Unfortunately

And to fantastical circumstances

The vicar did not require oxygen to function

Thus he remained trapped underground in tupperware

For many a cronological passing

Did I mention that he was buried with M. C. Hammer

Guuurdenky slowly begun

To wibble in a frantic attempt to free himself of his airtight plastic cage

What can be said now is a word that doesn't exist: leltenfindusbq

And with that Guuurdenky erupted from the ground

The theme tune from Hart to Hart

Booming from his gaping facial opening

With little hesitation

He struck revenge on those who had stapled him

To various branded biros in his youth

Through method of volatile fuselage

He had fulfilled his greatest dreams

And conquered half of Europe in mighty breath

Tearing apart time as we know it

And piecing it back together with safety pins and U.H.U

He unloaded the pins

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