I Want Holyfield

When things go south with T

Don't come around looking for me

I say "when" and not "if" because I know that they will

The void you left me with is currently filled

And she's as rad as you are lame

I think she's awesome and she feels the same about me

It's nice after spending the last three years hating my life

So tell your new boy in advance

That all his best laid plans

Are doomed right from the go

I think he'd probably like to know

Pull your umbrella away from the sky

It's going to rain shit every day 'til you die

So suck it up and get used to it

Like you fucking up is really news to anyone

I could give you the world

But for you nothing is ever enough

And now I've got a new girl

And I can't wait to see your face

When you and your friends show up

When you and your friends show up to my show

I can clearly envision it now

The three of you standing toward the back of the crowd

Bitterly whispering venomous words

But your acid only burns if I let it

And from up here you look pretty pathetic

Yeah, I said it

Pull your umbrella away from the sky

It's going to rain shit every day 'til you die

So suck it up and get used to it

Like you fucking up is really news to anyone

No, it's not news to anyone