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Artist: You Vandal
Canonical path: /you-vandal/i-want-holyfield
Related lyric paths: 6
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I Want Holyfield
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I Want Holyfield
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When things go south with T
Don't come around looking for me
I say "when" and not "if" because I know that they will
The void you left me with is currently filled
And she's as rad as you are lame
I think she's awesome and she feels the same about me
It's nice after spending the last three years hating my life
So tell your new boy in advance
That all his best laid plans
Are doomed right from the go
I think he'd probably like to know
Pull your umbrella away from the sky
It's going to rain shit every day 'til you die
So suck it up and get used to it
Like you fucking up is really news to anyone
I could give you the world
But for you nothing is ever enough
And now I've got a new girl
And I can't wait to see your face
When you and your friends show up
When you and your friends show up to my show
I can clearly envision it now
The three of you standing toward the back of the crowd
Bitterly whispering venomous words
But your acid only burns if I let it
And from up here you look pretty pathetic
Yeah, I said it
Pull your umbrella away from the sky
It's going to rain shit every day 'til you die
So suck it up and get used to it
Like you fucking up is really news to anyone
No, it's not news to anyone
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