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The Biggest Douche In The Universe

The Biggest Douche In The Universe lyrics by You Vandal. Your hollow eyes play host to an empty home A presence I can barely note We are both in the same room...

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The Biggest Douche In The Universe

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Your hollow eyes play host to an empty home

A presence I can barely note

We are both in the same room

But I feel terribly alone

Focus all efforts on convincing me that you are still alive

This has gone on long enough for me to finally decide

Life is a movie and you're PG-13

You're bursting with desperate aims to be risque

You're family-friendly, stale, and safe

I never thought I'd come across someone without a soul

But there's a hole in your heart that keeps you shivering cold

Blood flows to flesh to make you blush, but if you press down hard

It returns to its decomposed and lifeless white tone

And it's wrong to keep yourself on life support so long

Life is a movie and you're PG-13

You're bursting with desperate aims to be risque

You're family-friendly, stale, and safe

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