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Artist: You Vandal
Canonical path: /you-vandal/the-next-arnold-palmer
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The Next Arnold Palmer
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The Next Arnold Palmer
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Here we go again
You've got me falling through the floor again
You've got me calling for a mulligan
One too many times
If i had another shot, it'd be a hole-in-one for real
Don't try to act like you don't want me to finally close the deal
Because now i see right through your games
It's a wonder how i never could do it before
If you could only close your legs
Nobody would think you had turned into such a whore
You've got me falling through the floor again
You've got me calling for a mulligan
One too many times
You never warn me, no, you never call "fore"
When you crack my skull open and i fall through the floor
I can't help but notice that your sportsmanship is poor
And your stroke count is bogus, so i'm done with keeping score
No, that shit won't fly anymore
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