TV Dream

One minute you and Barney Fife are best friends

Next minute you're on Sea Hunt with a case of the bends

The Jetsons got you taking care of their dog

You're walking it with Barnabus out in the fog

You say you want to get out, you want to get out

But that's not as easy as it seems

You got to stick around for this TV Dream

You're enjoying martinis with Honey West

You close your eyes for a second and she becomes Johnny Quest

For some reason you killed Pugsly and Dick Grayson too

Perry Mason out and out refuses to help you

You say you want to get out, you want to get out

But you're going up against the A-Team

You better make the most out of this TV Dream

You think you're getting a bird's-eye view of Jeannie's naval

Turns out you're flirting with Flicka out there in the stable

Sergeant Friday finds out and reads you your rights

Says, "Take care of Katie's triplets for a thousand and one nights"

You say you want to get out, you want to get out

But Farah's got you smothered in cream

Well there's no escape from this TV

Now you and Napolean Solo have just thrown up

From all the cute little black kids talking like Rhoda

Art Fleming won't even let you question the answers

Until you've tried out for the Solid Gold dancers

You say you want to get out, you want to get out

But it doesn't even help if you scream

No life's not as real as this TV Dream

TV Dream

TV Dream

TV Dream