Drink Water

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Brush your teeth every day, oh

Don't play too many games, oh

Only three hours a day, oh

Respect your parents, okay, oh

Love your mom, love your dad

Always say please and thank you, oh

If you say words like fuck and shit

I'll come to your house and spank you

Oh, don't say nigga, it's bad

Respect and love all races

Even Khajiit, even Argonians

Bitch, better wash your faces

Oh, bitch, don't sit close to your TV

Or I won't buy a Gucci belt

And you'll have to use your usual one

To hold your pants

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Respect the ladies and old people

Even if they're Khajiit

Or else I'll tear your intestines out

And hit that fuckin yeet

Always pray to the Madgod

Don't try to grow a beard

If you try to grow a beard

You will fucking die

Don't drink Coke and Pepsi, oh

Drink only water and milk

Or else your bones will be weak

Like in Skyrim

Oh, I got the juice, I got the juice

You must only drink water

Oh, water is healthy as fuck

Bitch, you better

Drink water

Drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch

Oh, drink water

Drink water

Drink water, bitch