Hotter Than Hawaii

Today I can't believe, it's 30 odd degrees

All I see is tattoos and bikinis in the street

Chillin' in the Sun, they're playing Pokémon

Livin' like Rio when we put the tele on

I'm white as a llama stripped like a 'nana

Getting even redder everytime I sip my lager

We're melting like butter, our worries in the gutter

Yeah, everything is better when the weather is

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Manchester's gone LA licking raspberry sorbet

BBQ for dinner, Corona in the chiller

Speaker's out the window all killer no filler

Bodies on the common eating Yakisoba

Sweatin' like they done a years Bikram Yoga

Go to the supermarket with my jumper on

They got the aircon on buyin' my two for one

Then I take a little step outside, the Sun blinds my eyes

I'm gettin' fried, they say it's

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Manchester's gone LA licking raspberry sorbet

Liverpool's catchin' rays for today that's amore

It's hotter, hotter

It's hotter, hotter

It's hotter, hotter

I say, it's hotter, hotter

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Hotter out here than Hawaii

Manchester's gone LA licking raspberry sorbet

Liverpool's catchin' rays for today that's amore

It's hotter, hotter

It's hotter, hotter

It's hotter, hotter