Grandma Got a Facebook

Grandma's got Facebook

Now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started

But now it's gotta end

Helps me stay connected

To my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my

Best friend's pants.

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grand-Grand-Grand

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Well ever since grandpa passed away

She's been chilling at home

Watching soaps half the day

'Cause she's feeling alone

So I set her up a Facebook

And gave the address

To my friends

And I asked them all to send a request

And no one would have guessed

One day she'd go wild

Got grandma got obsessed

And changed her profile

To slutty McButtSex

And I was appalled

When I saw a bunch of pictures of her

Cleavage on her wall

Grandma's got Facebook

Now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started

But now it's gotta end

Helps me stay connected

To my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my

Best friend's pants.

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grand-Grand-Grand

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Then she

Updated her status yeah

It made me pissed

'Cause she said her grandson

Was a crybaby bitch

And all my stupid friends

Wrote her back and they laughed

And the all liked her comment

'Cause they're wack and I'm mad

Is this considered abuse?

Yeah you'd be pissed at her too

'Cause now her list of to do's

Is just pictures of dudes

I wanted her to make friends

But she's about to seduce

My homeboys

With a mixture of vodka and prune juice

Grandma's got Facebook

Now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started

But now it's gotta end

Helps me stay connected

To my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my

Best friend's pants.

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grand-Grand-Grand

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

I check my Facebook daily

I get a friend request from this old ass lady

I know it's your grandma

But I ain't gonna lie

She's rocking that muu muu

And looking all fly

I wanna smack your grandma

On her wrinkly ass

Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass

I wanna smack your grandma

On her wrinkly ass

Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass

Butterscotch my balls

Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath

I wanna put my hand on your

Grandma's candy dish

Grandma's got Facebook

Now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started

But now it's gotta end

Helps me stay connected

To my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my

Best friend's pants

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grand-Grand-Grand

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma

Grandma-Grandma, Grandma-Grandma