Bubba Gump

I met a Louisiana man said his name was Bubba Gump

Drove a pretty Porsche with the trunk up in the front

Saw him staring at me so I asked him: What you want?

A pretty little lady with a big fat rump

Looked at my reflection and I said das me

I normally reject 'em with the 1-2-3

1, I got a man, 2, I don't like the D

Or 3, I'm packing heat so get the hell away from me!

But this man had me shook

You heard of Mr. Take-Yo-Girl? Well I just got took

I took my cellular device out of my pocketbook

I put it in his hand like: You gotta Instagram? Lemme take a look

Chile, this man was fine online, offline

From the front, from behind right in front of my eyes

I was so mesmerized had a hoe bout to cry

Almost fell to my knees like I seen Jesus Christ

Oh my Lord I need a little water

It's like he was made for me fresh to order

And he got ya girl dripping wet like Florida

Somebody son about to fuck my mama daughter

I hopped up in his Porsche told him to bust this right

I'm riding something other than the bus tonight

He did all of the freaky stuff I like

So you can call me Mrs. Bubba Gump for life

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump

(Oh, Bubba)

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump

(Oh, Bubba)

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump

(Oh, Bubba)

Bubba Gump, you can call me Mrs. Bubba Gump

(Call me Mrs. Gump)

Bubba Gump, I let him rub up on my lumps

(Rubbin on my lumps)

Bubba Gump, he chewing like some bubble gum

(Chewin like some gum)

Bubba Gump, he choosing ain't the only one

(Ain't the only one)

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba

Now let me tell you bout Bubba, he's kinda obsessed

But his knowledge on the topic got me kinda impressed

You would think it would be cars or designer or sex

But it's one thing Bubba loves better than the rest

That's shrimp, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp

Coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp

Shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad

Shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burgers, shrimp sandwich

Yeah he took me to the shrimp boil, he made sure I was fed

And then I took him home and gave him crazy head

That's what I love about Bubba he be feeding me

He know my favorite letter D-D-D-D-D-D-D

Oops did I stutter, I must have got it from Bubba

He took me to meet his motha, she said: Girl, he really love ya

I know, fasho

I tell these hoes they can kiss this ring

And when you address me it's Mrs. B. G

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump

(Oh, Bubba)

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump

(Oh, Bubba)

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba Gump

(Oh, Bubba)

Bubba Gump, you can call me Mrs. Bubba Gump

(Call me Mrs. Gump)

Bubba Gump, I let him rub up on my lumps

(Rubbin on my lumps)

Bubba Gump, he chewing like some bubble gum

(Chewin like some gum)

Bubba Gump, he choosing ain't the only one

(Ain't the only one)

Bubba Gump, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba

I found a man named Bubba (I found a man named Bubba)

He about 6'3 (he about 6'3)

He a real good lover (he a real good lover)

Yeah he got good D (yeah he got good D)

And he put it on me (good God)

So good I won't leave (I ain't finna leave)

Unless he want me to leave

And go with him to New Orleans

Bubba is the man for me

(I'll relocate for that dick)

I'm bout to move from Atlanta down to New Orleans

(I'll move state to state for that dick)

Bubba, Bubba is the man for me

(I'm finna make some beignets for that dick)

I'm bout to move from Atlanta down to New Orleans

(I'm finna play for the Saints for that dick)

Bubba (Bob that back till it break for that dick)

You know I love ya (in the yard with a milkshake for that dick)

Oh, oh, oh Bubba (hit it hard like an earthquake for that dick)

You know I love ya (no car but I'll do the race for that dick)