Breakfeast Club

Ooh, I love eatin' cereal

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love Fruity Pebbles

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love Super Sugar Crisp

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love Count Chocula

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Let's go

Pour the milk in the bowl

Make sugars ice cold

Put my hand on the top

So it don't overflow

Forget playing outside

With my friends from school

It's Saturday morning, fool!

But you know what ain't cool (what?)

Wakin' up first

'Cause all that be on the tube

Is the Snorks and Smurfs

(?), Strawberry Shortcake, the worst

But comin' up next

Was my boy, Johnny Quest

Sim Sim Salabim

But Fat Albert was the best

The Brown Hornet Picture Pages

Made me want to write graffiti

I had to do it when

Davey and Goliath couldn't see me

Always tryin' to do right they'd be hangin' out with Dudley

But I watched Wacky Races

Rootin' for my dog, Muttley.

You know what really bugged me? (What?)

Colbots was whack

Man, they bit the Transformers

And that's a well-known fact

But...

After these messages we'll be right back...

Ooh, I love eatin' cereal

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Frosted Flakes

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Alphabits

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love King Vitamans

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

I remember Teen Wolf tried to go vegetarian

Told Thundar he was a sick barbarian

For eatin' Tiger Sharks with his Ninja Turtle soup

Because of that the Herculoids had to kick him out the group

Yo, there used to be drama on the afterschool scene

Tiny Toons started beefin' with Beverly Hills Team

But the Get Along Gang would come through and make amends

And by the end of the week, they were all Super Friends

But GI Joe would get riled up again

Guns out, lookin' for weapons of mass destruction

Harassin' SilverHawks for little or nothing

Of course, the Care Bears wouldn't have the heart to do somethin'

I called Motron and his Inhumanoids

The Superions wouldn't let the Jols be destroyed

No, even in Cartoons Americana can't be packed

But at least we know now, and know it's half the battle

Ooh, I love to eat cereal

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Honeycombs

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Cookie Crisp

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Fruit Loops

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Now, right before we go

I think you got the right to know about Shira

On the low

She was a Thundercat ho

Or a go tryin' to cover up and say she got a man

But he lied

It was really one of Jem's Holograms

After that, God knows she went around the back

And found out Josie sellin' pussy to cats

Chargin' three, two, one for a little contact

Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap

Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid

But what made it worse was she incorperated kids

So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power

And vowed that She-Force would shut 'em down within the hour

Until Chip 'N Dale and the Rescue Rangers

Came through to save them hos with a mouse named Danger

To make things stranger

She still gets a ho(?)

Let a ho be a ho

And that's one to grow on

Ooh, I love eatin' cereal

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love Crushed Berry

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love Rice Krispies

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Golden Grahams

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Apple Jacks

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Cheerios

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I love to eat Tricks

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

Ooh, I like Cap'n Crunch

When I'm watchin' my cartoons

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And you know I can't live without my cereal

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And you know I can't live without my cereal