My Favorite Notes In The World (ESPN Rhymes)

My son Zachariah won't stop watching the ESPN

I have a news program to watch

Zachariah, hedonistic, back yo

My rhymes you try to steal

See it's time for you all to feel me

I'll make you disappear faster than Bison Dele

Deal me the cards as I'll make you smile

I'll drop you like Ray Lewis' police file

Watched ESPN since I was ten

Long before Mike Tyson went to the pen

I talk about highlights, I talk about sports

I get higher than 80's basketball shorts

Like Steve Kerr back in '86 at 'zona

Rainin' them three pointers all down on ya

Down you're beggin' please as I broke your knees

Going down the lane with relative ease

Pissed off Rasheed got too many 'T's

I yell rest in peace to my boy Tom Hees

Sheez I'm tired

My mind is wired

And check it, like Brady Little, you're fired

My favorite notes in the world are dun en en, dun en en

It means I'm watchin' ESPN again and again

I watch the six, the eleven and the two a.m, two a.m

My girl hates it when she hears that dun en en, dun en en

(I'm out of here - check it)

I used to watch Speed Week and Bassmasters

I miss the XFL and that Craig Kilborn bastard (You watched me!)

I have to admit I watch The Center once a day

Shuttin' down my girl like I was Roy Halladay

Striking out three for the Blue Jays it's doomsday

If she thinks I'm watching anything but hoops today

Rootin' play and she gets beleaguered

She wants me to turn it off and raise a little leaguer

But that's the way it goes watching ball with the pros

And at night she's the Hall Of Fame and I'm like Pete Rose

Meaning I can't get in

Thank God I'm not a bettin' man

Or else the cash I lost would be upsettin' and

I'd be tossin' my ass like a sailor

Take more hits on the arm than Dar Maler

I know you'll give me air time, don't pull it

Or I'll cut you down like Agassi's mullet

My favorite notes in the world are dun en en, dun en en (yes they are)

It means I'm watchin' ESPN again and again (give me that remote)

I watch the six, the eleven and the two a.m, two a.m. (I'm not tired)

My girl goes shopping when she hears that dun en en, dun en en

(I'm using your credit card)

Well I'm the glass on Davey Allison's windshield

I hit more birds than my man Dave Winfield

I cover more ground than the Mariner's infield

Oh! I need a manicure, and a skin peel!

After the season it's off to spring training

If my team's down 20 I pray 'til it's raining

Claiming that the downpour just might fall

I could have been an ump, I've got a wicked strike call

Calling Streeeeeeeha! They got 'em!

Who cares if Kournikova loses, look at her bottom!

I shot 'em like whiskey, oh now I'm tipsy

Like Dock Ellis throwing a no-hitter while tripping

Slipping like Dan Jansen damn I'm handsome

And like Dion Sanders you'll always see me dancin'

Around the field, around the horn let's play

Or I'll shut you down like the All Star Cafe

My favorite notes in the world are dun en en, dun en en (What you say?)

It means I'm watchin' ESPN again and again (Every day)

I watch the six, the eleven and the two a.m, two a.m. (Yawns)

My girl hates it when she hears that dun en en, dun en en

(I am so out of here - Oh!)

I live like Bukowski and the Big Lebowski

I drink more than Sebastian Janikowski

Doubt me? Charge them out let's scuffle

You're idea of rap is the superbowl shuffle

Hustle do a backflip average a hat trick

Best hair on the network except for Dan Patrick

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