Story of a sucka MC

to aru RAPPA- namae wa Nujack tsui koko saikin daigaku ni nyuugaku

sore to douji ni dearuku shuumatsu DEBYU- osome ja kotowarenee yuuwaku

sasowareta RAPPU no RAIBU chotto dake uiteta T-SHATSU no SAIZU

demo OK chou-tanoshinda RAPPA- tte suki katte na koto itte'reba ii n' da

fu-n nanka ore mo dekisou ie kaette mite kaite mita tekitou

kekkou poi jan YO- CHEKERACCHO kagami no mae de chouan'i na hassou

atta bakka no otaku DJ ni honki da nan datte gotaku itte

tsukuraseta ORIJINARU Nujack Beat sore kara wa SUTAJIO no shuumatsu ni

katta fukusou wa igai ni HA-KO- sanagara G Unit bari no kakkou

shiriai tadotte KURAPU heijitsu 2(ni)kyoku NO-GYARA de koushou seiritsu

soshite RAIBU no hi katte kita DABURU X SAIZU no T

KYAPPU wa YANKI-SU tsuba nara naname MAIKUROFON tsukande "YO- minna sawage!"

NO- RIAKUSHON mae no hou no kyaku mo yatsu ni wa kyoumi nasasou

sore mo sono hazu subete ga BAITO sono hen no AIDORU no hou ga mata TAITO

hoka no RAPPA- wa INDI- nagara shinjin nagara kyaku wa minna JANPU ARAUNDO

"suimasen! shashin totte kudasai" tte kakko tsuketara watasareta KAMERA

fu-n hitori kangaeta kore ja dame da KARABU nannka yameta

soshite okutta DEMO TE-PU soshite tsukamu mare na KE-SU

MEJA- REKO-DO Gaisha no DI-RU PURODAKUSHON kimatte HAI MASU.API-RU

kami shiryou ni wa shikkari "KURABU de RAIBU' hanashi no suji datte zurasu ze daibu

soshite RAIBU kaijou hikaeshitsu mo morai MAJINAISU taiou

BAKKU SUTE-JI de surechigatta no wa kono mae shashin torasareta ninki RAPPA-

demo kyou wa ore no hou ga warui kedo itadaku ze kono FUROA-

hana de waraisugiru ikariGata de MAIKUROFON tsukande "YO- minna sawage!"

hannou imaichi marude dekinakatta yatsu ni shikaeshi

chikushou soshite hirameita kounarya aitsu DISUsu shika nee ka

soshits tsukurareta DISURI SONGU hibou chuushou kiitara hikitsurisou

nan mo shiranee PANPI- ga sawagidashi shidai ni New Jack netsu mo takamaridashi

sore ni Ikotta no wa yarareta hou wake wakarannee kenka kawasareta hou

sokkou ANSA- SONGU GANGAN DOROPPU kuitometa Nujack no WAN MAN SHO-

"Sono hen de yamenasai sonna koto wa" PURODAKUSHON no shachou ga haita kotoba

"dakara mou sude ni te naraba utte aru kara shiriai no hou ni yoroshiku itte aru kara"

totsuzen KURABU no ura ni WAGON zenmen SUMO-KU no maji ayashii mado

sarawareta RAPPA- to sono KURU- KURABU wa shizuka datta sono fuyu

mochiron Nujack wa chou-gokigen nan mo iwarenai yatte hotto shite

aruitetara mae kara koe age "ita zo! Nujack da! you! minna sarae!"