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Hammer Smashed Hamster

Hammer Smashed Hamster lyrics by Zerfetzer. Verse 1: My biggest whish is to join a band Of evil metal - Satan is grand! But the guys doubt my brutality So I...

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Hammer Smashed Hamster

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Verse 1:

My biggest whish is to join a band

Of evil metal - Satan is grand!

But the guys doubt my brutality

So I prove a cruel mentality

As I stroll back from the next pet shop

Encaged the victim for my bloody crop.

My place is locked - a deadly Trap

A cruel tool rises from a pile of scrap.

Refrain:

Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!

My demonic soul through blood reveals!

Hell lord heed my sacrifice!

Hammer Smashed Hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!

Your pain and fear beyond all measure!

Die beneath a pound of steel!

Hammer Smashed Hamster!

Verse 2:

Damn' rodent flees, the table splinters

Along crash Lamp, PC and printer.

Behind the couch, whizzing refugee

Pillow massacre in raging melee.

Devastation - Anger's fuel

All wrecked from tv down to stool

To end this I grab him - No pardon

To grind him savely in the garden

Refrain:

Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!

My demonic soul through blood reveals!

Hell lord heed my sacrifice!

Hammer Smashed Hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!

Your pain and fear beyond all measure!

Die beneath a pound of steel!

Hammer Smashed Hamster!

Verse 3:

I raise the hammer to triumph at last,

But my hand explodes in a sniper's blast.

A chainsaw tears my spine apart

Shotgun's chough blows chest and heart.

The Dum-dum bullets waist my brain

And all my struggle's now in vain.

Beware all metal satanists!

Cause Greenpeace SWAT it does exist!

Refrain:

Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!

My demonic soul through blood reveals!

Hell lord heed my sacrifice!

Hammer Smashed Hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!

Your pain and fear beyond all measure!

Die beneath a pound of steel!

Hammer Smashed Hamster!

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