At the megaplex

There's a horror show at the megaplex

Minutes to go but I'm not ready yet

Nothing goes with these shoes

And my keys don't seem to want me to find them

I'm gonna miss the action

Already too late for the coming attractions

All the good seats

And all the good boys

Will be taken

New shirt and a silver tongue

Old moves work good on a girl this young

I'm missin' all the fun

Stay home think about goin' out

So here's to absent fiends

And no one to unbutton my jeans

I'm missin' the movie show

Stay home think about makin' out

There's a bunch of kids at the disco

I'm stayin' home with tonsitlitis

Ice cream, vitamins, cold tea

And a bad mood

It was a double feature

Night of the ghouls

And the creature walks among us

Ans what's more I won't get no tongue tonight