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Artist: Zone
Canonical path: /zone/i-d-like-to-teach-the-world-to-fap-in-perfect-harmony
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I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap (In Perfect Harmony)
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I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap (In Perfect Harmony)
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I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore
I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
I'd like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity
I'd like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land
(It's fucked up 'round here)
I'd like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
Do do do dooh
I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore
I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
I'd like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity
I'd like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land
(It's fucked up 'round here)
I'd like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
La la la laah
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