Zdras'te! Ia rodom iz Bobrujska.
Ia - guru, po-vashemu ehto budet "uchitel'".
Ia shchas vam rasskazhu o smysle zhizni.
Ia, v nature, professional, a ne liubitel'.
Ehj, nu ty tam, na sed'mom riadu, s portvejnom!
Nu che ty khleshchesh' iz gorla? Shchas dam stakan.
Vernesh' s glotochkom, no voobshche-to ty by luchshe by poslushal,
Chto tebe govoriat, poka ne shibko p'ian.
Snachala malen'kij ehkskurs v istoriiu,
A k praktike my perejdem potom (oposlia, znachit).
Tak vot, vse ehto nachalos' v te samye vremena,
Kogda Iisus Khristos skazal vpervye "Om".
I Budda - ehtot tozhe byl iz nashikh.
On vypustil prikaz - vsem vsekh liubit',
Nosit' tsvety, usy, borodu i khaer podlinnee,
A na vojnu ni v koem raze ne khodit'.
A sejchas zajmemsia samosozertsan'em,
I u kogo s soboiu lotos - a nu sadis' v nego.
Ehj, ty, chuvak, pora b te znat', chto lotos -
Ehto takoj tsvetok, a ne stiral'nyj poroshok.
Ezhli u vas chegoj-to tam ne tak,
To meditatsiia uzh v raz pomozhet vam.
Gerla, ia zh tebe govoriu meditatsiia, a ne masturbatsiia.
Nu ty v nature daesh', tram-tararam.
A teper' poslushaem malekho sviatoj muzyki,
I dushami sovmestno vosparim.
Ia vam postavliu Iuriia Morozova,
On tipa Krishny - tozhe vsemi shibko liubim.
Vot tut uzh mozhno uglubliat'sia v sebia,
No ne slishkom daleko - nuzhno budet potom vernut'sia obratno.
Ne stesniajtes' pochem zria vykhodit' v astral -
Vstretite tam nirvanu - skazhete, zdraste mol, ochen' priiatno.
Pristupaem k malen'komu uroku dzen-buddizma.
A nu-ka izo vsekh sil vrezh' sosedu po zubam!
Vrubaesh'sia? Vot ono, prosvetlenie-to.
Chto, usekli, nu to-to - vizhu po glazam.
Da, mir i liubov' - ehto vam ne khukhry-mukhry.
Vot sam Dzhordzh Kharrison to zhe samoe govoril.
A nu-ka khorom zatianuli "Khare Krishna! ",
I vzliubi drug druzhku so vsekh sil.
Khare Krishna, kharia Krishny,
Krishny-Krishny kharia-kharia...
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