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Teddy Boy Kung-Fu Weapon

Teddy Boy Kung-Fu Weapon lyrics by 13 Cats. They're comin' from my left, they're comin' from my right They're comin' from the pub, I'm in a street fight A sea...

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Teddy Boy Kung-Fu Weapon

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They're comin' from my left, they're comin' from my right

They're comin' from the pub, I'm in a street fight

A sea of black leather is on my side

But now it's too late to run and hide

I'm a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention

My pinball ball's gonna teach you a lesson

I'll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven

Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon

So I ran to the park, tried to climb up a tree

They grabbed me by the ankles, kicked the shit out of me

I hid the scrapes and bruises from my dear old mum

Until she saw the front page of the next day's Sun

I'm a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention

My pinball ball's gonna teach you a lesson

I'll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven

Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon

Though my jaw was broken, couldn't hold my silence

I'm gonna get laid with my tales of violence

I tried it with a girl, hot as central heating

She said: My boy gave you that beating, uh-huh

I'm a nunchucker-chucker, gonna get your attention

My pinball ball's gonna teach you a lesson

I'll drag you down to Hell, maybe take you up to Heaven

Gonna get you with a Teddy boy kung-fu weapon

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