Any Minute

Brett:

Someone got his eyelids torn off

And I'm sitting here

And I should be doing something

That guy got an axe in his throat

And she's sitting there

And I don't know why I'm waiting

But oh, any minute

I'll be getting closer

And I'll be where I want to be

Any minute

Kendra:

Someone got his skull chopped in half

And he's sitting there

And maybe he doesn't want me

Maybe it was something I said

Or maybe my breath

Why did I eat those pork rinds?

Cause oh, any minute

He could turn and kiss me

And we'll be where we ought to be

Any minute

Brett:

She just set his penis on fire

Kendra:

This is weird

Brett:

What do I do?

Kendra:

Am I fat?

Brett:

This is so not romantic

Kendra:

He wants to be with Lucy

Brett:

This was such a stupid idea

Kendra:

And she's right

Brett:

If I could just

Kendra:

I'm a good girl

Brett:

Turn my head slightly sideways

Patrice:

And oh, any minute

He'll do something for me

Did he just invite me

So he could ignore me?

He won't even know I'm gone

Brett:

Any minute

Kendra:

Any minute

Brett:

Any moment

Kendra:

Any moment

Brett:

If I want it

Kendra:

If I want it

Brett & Kendra:

If I close my eyes

Brett:

Any minute

Kendra:

Any minute

Brett:

Any moment

Kendra:

Any moment

Brett & Kendra:

Any time

Brett:

No more time to sit on my butt

Time to move in, time to get started

Archie:

This is it, Archie.

Brett:

After all, tonight is the tongue

And after the tongue, there will be groping

Archie:

Okay.

Brett & Archie:

And so, watch out Kendra

Now, watch out women

Now

Now

Now