Tv Queen

In a town that's all tinsel and teeth

It's getting hard to compete

You don't need brains or glasses

To see it in their face

Or feel it in their asses

She checks her face on the Sunset Strip

Lights a cigarette, exhales the hit

And now a word from our sponsor

Every once in a while do you have trouble getting it up

Up from the couch and the show she's been watching

Where her eyes do the listening

Her box does the talking

You have no idea I'm even alive

*TV Queen*

And if I couldn't ever see you again you'd say "well that's fine"

*TV Queen*

But you fail to see what you've done to me

And how you've come to be my TV, my TV Queen

My TV Queen

My TV Queen

Yeah

Mr. Johnson, I've got really bad news

Your girlfriend's an alien, twelve months due

Due to the smog in California

Every once in a while I have trouble getting it up

Up to the level that I know I'm missing

My eyes can't see the lips I'm kissing

You have no idea I'm even alive

*TV Queen*

And if I couldn't ever see you again you'd say "well that's fine"

*TV Queen*

But you fail to see what you've done to me

And how you've come to be my TV, my TV Queen

My TV Queen

My TV Queen

My TV Queen

Yeah