Pluto!

With depravity I break laws of gravity

Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

I go boldly through space and time

The sky's the limit but they're limiting the sky

I break orbit by habit

I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets

A flying ace like that beagle

Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

'Cause their discovery don't cover me

The immigrant's been left in the cold to grow old anddisintegrate

Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

'Cause their small minds can't see past Uranus

But I shun their rays

'Cause stun's just a phase

And my odyssey runs in two-thousand and one ways

And I can see clearly now like Hubble

Shoved off the shuttle here's my rebuttal

It's a planet.

Who do you represent?

I represent the smallest planet

Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it

If you don't agree go see interplanet Janet

Cause sun is star like Pluto is planet

So lend me all ears and let me state my case

about all the types of satellites we must embrace

Cause like my parents' great grandparents - this planet is animmigrant,

to deport it's an offense

It's an upstanding member of the solar system

Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim

Of Proposition 187

If Pluto spawns a moon, it will apply to the heavens.

I'll damn you like Judas of Iscariot

If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot

Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put

Pluto is a planet

Do it for the children

(If not for yourselves)

Pluto is a planet