I Want To Be Canadian

I love being an American

But the politics make me sick

Tell you how to live your life

I can't get over it

Place all these rules on you

Can't drink til' 21

Harass you about all your ways

Spoiling all of your fun

Oh man I'd love to be up there

And bask out in the snow

If you saw the girls up there

I bet you'd wanna go

Even some of them speak French

So sexy, ooh la la

It would make you fall in love

They're the best I ever saw

I want to get away

I got to find someway

They can't make me stay

I wanna be Canadian

Tell us all these BS lies

We can never compromise

Our government, we do despise

I wanna be Canadian

You can drink as a teen

Go and take some shots

No worries about an MIP

No harassment from the cops

The beer may cost more money

But man I would pay more

It will make really mess you up

You'll end up on the floor

They even try and save the trees

While we chop all them down

Let's get rid of all our air

And make a bigger town

They don't try and pollute the earth

They rarely use a car

The solution to all their problems

Spend all your time in a bar

I want to get away

I got to find someway

They can't make me stay

I wanna be Canadian

Tell us all these BS lies

We can never compromise

Our government, we do despise

I wanna be Canadian