Duso's Dead

Remember back in second grade

When we thought adults were ok

Unfortunately that's not the story

They want you for sex

Duso came to us every day

To tell us not to be afraid

But we shouldn't take their candy

It's date rape drugs

Then one day we were upset

Cause he got caught in a tuna net

And now we have no one to protect us -

From all the bad men

Who tell us to get into their cars

And offer us sweets and sugars

To let them touch out bathing suit areas

And they will say:

"Get on your knees and give me head

Because Duso the dolphin,

Well he is dead,

Yeah get on your knees and give me head

Because Duso the dolphin,

Is dead"

And all the children miss him so

Because he told us to say no

To octopi with roaming hands

Eight arms to feel you with

That Octy was one bad squid

And I have a feeling that he did

Have something to do with Duso's demise

So we're helpless now

Then one day we were upset

Cause he got caught in a tuna net

And now we have no one to protect us -

From all the bad men

Who tell us to get into their cars

And offer us sweets and sugars

To let them touch out bathing suit areas

And they will say:

"Get on your knees and give me head

Because Duso the dolphin,

Well he is dead,

Yeah get on your knees and give me head

Because Duso the dolphin,

Is dead"

He used to come into our class

And say don't let adults touch your ass

But now he is gone forever

And he won't come back

So we have lost our aquatic friend

Who told us grown-ups like to pretend

That touching us in no-no spots is ok

Get off my wee-wee

Then one day we were upset

Cause he got caught in a tuna net

And now we have no one to protect us -

From all the bad men

Who tell us to get into their cars

And offer us sweets and sugars

To let them touch out bathing suit areas

And they will say:

"Get on your knees and give me head

Because Duso the dolphin,

Well he is dead,

Yeah get on your knees and give me head

Because Duso the dolphin,

Is dead"

GO GO ALBACORE

DOLPHIN IN TUNA NO MORE