Corporate #1

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

Spare me the TED talk, you horn rimmed fool

Did they teach you this crap at school?

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

A quick win is all it takes

I bet you had some boyhood issues

I guess your Daddy was an alcoholic

That's why you morphed from underachiever

Into a full blown workaholic

Oh, that's what you'd like to believe, hahahaha

You let others do the dirty work

While you sit behind your desk

With medals pinned to your chest

Which you hardly deserve, you jerk

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

You receive the men from the premier league

With your mouth and ass white open

You'd sell your mother to be one of them

A decision maker with a perma grin

And all the while, all the while

We despise you for who you are

While you count your millions

While you think that you're a star

You think that you have made it

As a corporate number

But when I look into your eyes

I know you'll never get too far

You love it when they kiss your ass

It makes you feel like a success

Coaching on the job, cherry on the cake

Comfort zone, motivational speech

Nonsense talk, opportunities

Sales potential, industry fitness

Return on investment, the Forbes richlist

Comfort zone, motivational speech

Nonsense talk, opportunities

Sales potential, industry fitness

Return on investment, you're on my shitlist