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Artist: A Static Lullaby
Canonical path: /a-static-lullaby/the-jesus-haircut
Related lyric paths: 6
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The Jesus Haircut
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The Jesus Haircut
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It's time we took this holiday
We thank you and send our regards
The beach is great, this time of year
4th of June we see
The first sight of snow we'll sing
and this was beautiful (and this is beautiful)
and this was beautiful (and this is beautiful)
and you must feel (that this is a better way of dying)
We trusted you (we trusted you, we trusted YOU!)
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
And maybe we'll say you lost your tongue
Behind your fatal lies
We know your starving for
The chance to make this right
A silent song that's left of your
Important stories
They honest have let you go
For breach of your contract
And you must feel (that this is a better way of dying)
We trusted you (we trusted you, we trusted YOU!)
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
Praise! Fuck! Destroy!
We trusted you
I trusted you....
We've all played the part
We've all played the part
played the part
played the part
played the part....
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