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Artist: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
Canonical path: /abbreviated-life-expectancy/kentucky-jones-part-2
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Kentucky Jones (part 2)
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Kentucky Jones (part 2)
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Announcers: Scene 2...
Kentucky Jones meets the Kid's father.
Kid: Kentucky Jones... meet my father...
Kid's Father: Ohhhh! So you are the one they call Kentucky Jones.
Kentucky: Yes I...
Kid's Father: Ahhh. My son has brought you here for something special!
Kentucky: Yeah, but I uhh...
Kid's Father: And you are seeking THE LOST BARK!
Kentucky: Yeah! My god.... how did you know!?
Kid's Father: I read the script you imbecile! Anyway, the bark you seek is in an evil place. Far, far away...
Kentucky: Well... out with it old man!
Kid's Father: It's in the Heimlech Manure Mountains of Germany.
Kentucky: Nazi's. I HATE Nazi's!
Kid's Father: Here is a map and a prane ticket. Bring the bark back to me once you find it. It's for a very good purpose!
Kentucky: Ok, but I wa...
Kid's Father: GO!!!!
Announcer: End of Scene 2. Stay tuned to see if he has trouble with jet lag...
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