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Artist: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
Canonical path: /abbreviated-life-expectancy/kill-andrew-with-the-keyboard-to-my-computer
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Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
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Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
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Uh ok um see we wanna leave you this message andrew
Cuz this is lucas and rog and um
We hope you don't have a limit on your machine
Cuz we're gonna sign you a song ok?
We like to call this song, "i'm gonna kill andrew with the keyboard to my computer"
One two three hit it!
Maybe i'll take the keyboard to my freakin' computer
And then i'm gonna hit you in the face with with the keyboard
And then i'm gonna take a mouse cord and rap it around your neck
Then i'm gonna hang you out the window
Then i'm gonna kick in your ribs
Then i'm gonna rip out your throat
Then i'm gonna piss right into your nose
And then i'm gonna take the monitor
And i'm gonna smash it on your head until your dead!
(heheheh!)
Computer death is pretty slow
It takes a lot before you go
Your gonna die in lots of painful ways
Cuz we're pissed off that you're not here.
And we're gonna make you pay
(is the machine still on? i can't tell?)
Andrew's gonna die a painful death
Andrew's gonna die a painful death
Andrew's gonna die a painful death
Andrew's gonna die a painful death
Andrew's gonna die a painful death
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