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Artist: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
Canonical path: /abbreviated-life-expectancy/that-pretty-pinata
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¿that Pretty Piñata?
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¿that Pretty Piñata?
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I love my Pretty Piñata
Look at it hanging there
Glistening in the sun
It looks so perfect
So flawless
So happy to be there
I bet this Piñata has not had one hardship
Not one bad thing happen to it
During it's entire existence
It's a pain virgin
It sits there smiling at me
It thinks everything is fine
Now I smile at the Piñata,
"I have a surprise for you!"
I pull out a huge stick from behind my back
And it still smiles at me
I hate you!
I hate you!
You stupid, happy Piñata!
Here, feel some pain!
There goes a leg!
Here's a stick in your eye!
There goes an arm!
How does it feel to have your head severed by a stick?
Look at all of your gandy guts spilling out of you
Which I plan to eat for dinner.
This is a good thing
I've given the Piñata a sense of reality.
As I walk away, I notice something
It's still smiling at me.
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