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Artist: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
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The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
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The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
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Woe is you? No! Woe is me!
For I am the Lonely Man!
I've no wife, I've no life!
For I am the Lonely Man!
There is only one thing
That can take my mind away
It's this sweet little thing
And it makes me feel just great
It's my Chia, my Chia, my little Chia Friend
I have my Chia Pet, and it's here 'till the end
It's my Chia, my chia, my little Chia Pet
If I want more of him, I just need to make him wet
But still, I am the Lonely Man!
All I eat is lousy t.v. dinners!
I have no more friends, where did they all go?
Oh yeah, that's right, they're with the winners.
I guess it's ok
Because here is my secret life
It's green and it's fuzzy
And it keeps me away from the knife
It's my Chia, my Chia, my little Chia Friend
I have my Chia Pet, and it's here 'till the end
It's my Chia, my chia, my little Chia Pet
If I want more of him, I just need to make him wet
It's my Chiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
My little Chia Pet!
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