Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
Canonical path: /abbreviated-life-expectancy/trumpet-troubles
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Trumpet Troubles
Read Trumpet Troubles lyrics by Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Trumpet Troubles
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
God, it would be so nice if I could play trumpet
I just wish I could play this thing
I've been borrowing this trumpet for so long
I just can't play it
(attempts to play trumpet, and fails as his anger increases)
It hurts my lips to blow on this thing
God, I wish I could play on the trumpet!
(another failed attempt)
Damn this trumpet!
I wish I could play it!
Look at the spit valve!
It just dribbles out onto the floor!
That's so cool! God!
(yet another pathetic attempt at playing it, practically crying now...)
But I can't play it!
I wish I could play this trumpet!!!!
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Trumpet Troubles"?
Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. performs "Trumpet Troubles", and this lyric page sits inside the Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Trumpet Troubles"?
Yes. The related section below points to Choke On It, Hippie and The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.'s lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Trumpet Troubles yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.