Desperate But Not Serious

If i ask you difficult questions if i make improper suggestions

Would you find that a risk to your health

Would you put me up on the bookshelf

With the books and the plants?

Chorus:

Desperate but not serious

Your kisses drive me delerious

If i were kind and adoring

How would that be?

Very boring

Mister pressman with your penknife

Always asking about my sexlife

And who with and how many times?

(chorus)

All the advice seems so unkind

"if you don't stop, you will go blind!"

Tell you it's none of their business

Then console you with a big kiss

On the lips and on the back of the neck

Desperate but not serious...