Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)

A man and a woman walking

Down the street

With a son and a daughter it was

Oh so sweet

When mummy turned to daddy

And she said:-

"My dear

Write out your will because the

End is near"

The she

Pulled out the gun

I saw the sparks

Messed up the suit that he'd

Bought from Marks

Because

She'd heard the voices from

Outer space

She's heard the voices from

Outer space

She's heard the voices from

Outer space

Saying:-

"Never trust a man

With egg on his face

Never trust a man

With egg on his face"

Three month later

Mrs B. stands

A smile on her face

Blood on her hands

The kiddies got scared

And ran home to bed

The headlines

In the paper said that:-

"She was the victim of an awful plan

Announced through the mouthpiece

Of a little green man

She'd heard the voices from

Outer space

Saying:-

"Never trust a man

With egg on his face

Never trust a man

With egg on his face"

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