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Artist: The Adolescents
Canonical path: /adolescents/i-hate-children
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I Hate Children
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I Hate Children
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Another child born to the house - i hate children.
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse - i hate children.
I hate it when they make lots of noise - i hate children.
And i broke my neck tripping over their toys - i hate children.
Chorus:
Shut your mouth you stupid little brat.
What you need's a smack smack smack.
If i had my way i'd give you all away.
I hate the crying that they make - i hate children.
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake - i hate children.
I hate getting up late at night - i hate children.
To check and see if the crying baby's alright - i hate children.
Chorus
Now you're had you little monstrous kid - i hate children.
It's of you that i'll be rid - i hate children.
Do you see this toy it's called a gun - i hate children.
And if you wanna live you'd better run - i hate children.
Chorus
I hate children - i hate children.
I hate children - i hate children.
Kill all children dead.
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