The Palladium

Aiyyo what's goin on it's Ahmad on the microphone

Bout to tell y'all about the Palladium

Me and my boys, the Joneses crew in the house

Kick it

[Ahmad]

Yo it's the end of the day and it's Friday (hey)

Ahmad how bout a show to the stadium (what) you know what the Palladium

(It's cool) We can't get faded, oh that's right you don't drink

but there's a better incentive, it won't cost, you know the hoe swing

Well I said guess I guess

It's better to flex than be at home watchin "Chips"

I'd rather watch chicks

I flipped, looked to the right of me, tons of honies

One was a Playboy bunny, but I left her

Hugh Hefner's no joke, he's too heavy for my kind

I play blind and went out lookin for my type

That's right, my type, a cute fine girl named Sabrina

Coolin at the bar with her friend Tina

Way I was dressed, they thought I was ballin like Bobby Bonilla

Bought a pina colada and got another

Reached in my pants pocket, (??) riches (?) on paper

Saw a cutie 'cross the room, went on another caper

I approached her, she started havin fits

It was the pits - cause this chick thought she was the shit

My homey Kay said let's go

Ahmad ain't even fadin it y'all, cause it's cool at the Palladium

[Chorus]

At the Palladium, yo it's a great show

At the Palladium is where everybody goes {repeat both lines 3X}

At the Palladium, yo it's a great show

At the Palladium.. word

[Ahmad]

Yo it's Friday the Palladium (whattup) what a great show

Kids chillin like nerds couldn't get in so they sittin on curbs

Cars rollin by deep, you couldn't miss 'em

Tempers start stowin so brothers start throwin fists at fights

I seen night lights hit skulls and glove boxers

Rock stars in limos stretch, smokin cess

I walk in and see brothers and broads causin havoc

Havoc and mayhem both straight from the West coast

Most of the dancers are housers

Some a few freaks freakin, guys playin to get laid this weekend

Speak of the devil, better put in my bid

But first get rid of this chick, she's on my testicles

Cause Ahmad is the God, I don't test no hoes

I just maintained and step in the vestibule

Be reminiscent of disses

I'm throwin body blows to weak rappers and tossin 'em to the fishes

Then callin Mrs., Bla Bla Blah

Mrs. So-and-So, your kid was blowin smoke so I choked him

Uhh, I'm just givin my respects, leave my condolences

Like when I'm bowlin, I'm bowlin strikes, I never miss

yikes - I gotta go cause they flowin I think it's my day

So chill and let's groove at the Palladium Friday

[Chorus]

[Ahmad]

Kick it yo I'm still cool at the Palladium show

Yellin out yo's with my bros and steady clockin the hoes

But now it's two o'clock I'm ready to split

Ready to get in my Chevy to get home and start hittin it hard w/ Betty

Smith or Johnson, fuck it it don't matter

Just wanna climb inside a bladder like a ladder cut the chit chatter

Cause I'm smooth, never obnoxious, chillin

That's why ya never live to hear me rushin while I'm bustin

Got honies if you got dividends or in a Benz, and I got both

So now you see me, taggin asses like graffiti

And on the next day I'll be rested, exhausted

Because I was naughty, but damn, that was a hell of a party

[Chorus]

At the Palladium, yo it's a great show

At the Palladium is where everybody goes {repeat both lines 11X}

At the Palladium, yo it's a great show

At the Palladium.. word

[Ahmad]

That's Ahmad and the Joneses

We on this mic, for the nineties

We out, peace