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Artist: Alex Roots
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Calorie Junkie
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Calorie Junkie
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I really, really want a sugary substance
I really, really got a low fat reluctance
Willy Wonka, wanna be in his factory
Willy Wonka, wanna eat all his chocolates
No, then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, no, hallelujah, eat brown bread
I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast
I really, really want a savoury treat
Something crunchy that's not good for me
I gotta, gotta get a spicy hit
Take this craving away for a bit
No, then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, no, hallelujah, eat brown bread
I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast
My strength is weak, I can hardly speak
'Cause'a stuff that you're persisting
Give me cake to eat
I'm under a spell, can't you tell?
The sugar fairy's rung her magic bell
The sugar fairy's rung her magic bell
The sugar fairy's rung her bell
Then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, then a voice inside me says
Hallelujah, eat brown bread
Eat your broccoli and beans
To help you fit inside your jeans
No, no, hallelujah, eat brown bread
I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast
I'm a calorie junkie
Eating fruit like a monkey
With a salad on Sunday
And the smell of mama's roast
I'm a calorie junkie
No, it's not even funny
All I want is some honey
Spread with butter on my toast
Eating fruit like a monkey
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