Mardy Bum

Now then mardy bum

I see your frown

And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun

And it goes off

And out come all these words

Oh there's a very pleasant side to you

A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's way hard to remember

That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

Well now then mardy bum

Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I

I thought as much

Cause you turned over there

Pulling that silent disappointment face

The one that I can't bear

Can't we just laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's way right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

Yeah I'm sorry I was late

Well I missed the train

And then the traffic was a state

But I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate

That reoccurs,oh when you say I don't care

Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Still it's way hard to remember

That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on