Beatiful Song

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only seven

And that explains

Why I've never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us

And they say that it's wrong

They say you're a peadophile

You're a peadophile

You'er a peadophile - they say

Your name is Clive, and you are forty-five

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand.

We went to the park

We fed bread to a duck

Then you took me home so that we could... eat dinner.

And now I've got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you tried to push your... food on my plate.

You're a peadophile

You'er a peadophile - they say

But I don't care cause your always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddle with my... hair

You find me after school, you watch me in the pool, you make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings, you by me sweets and things And sometimes I play with your... watch.

You're a peadophile

You'er a peadophile - they say

Or have I misheard, yeah I've said the wrong word

I mean that you are my bay sitter.

Although you are my babysitter you still take me up the...shops