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Artist: Amateur Transplants
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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find
enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
The BNF has twenty thousand different drugs to take,
So we thought, What could we produce to give you
all a break?
A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse.
It's Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by
lightning.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
We tested it on animals and none of them survived,
But that's OK cos when we wrote the paper up we lied.
It first choice for MI, MS and even for ME and COPD,
HIV, PD and DVT
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
There are some minor side effects and some are not
that rare,
Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair,
And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra
breasts,
But it's fucking cheap, and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice
in
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison.
After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as
Tyson.
It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan cos it's the antidote to ricin.
The minister of health we hear will shortly be
advising
Take Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin!
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