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The NHS Song

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The NHS Song

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Well I'm lying in this hospital bed

I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead

The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling

And there's piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling

My chest pain is getting worse

And I really need a bypass but the Philippino nurse

Says that it's all Tony Blair's fault because he let

The NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt

And he's holding up my bypass

Whooooahh

Tony Blair is having a top laugh

Whooooahh

And I really need a bypass

Ohhhhh

Or I think I'm gonna die boss

I think I'm gonna die

Oh shit

Tony can't afford the NHS no more

'Cause he's paying for the Olympics and another bloody war

And I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology

But unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary

'Cause my heart is getting worse each day

And the only thing they've given me is MRSA

'Cause there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out

And it's not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out

And he's holding up my bypass

Whoaaahhhh

Tony Blair is having a top laugh

Oooohhh

And I really need a bypass

Whoaaahhhh

Or I think I'm gonna die boss

I think I'm gonna die

We're all gonna die a painful death

There's nothing left of the NHS

We're all gonna die a painful death

There's nothing left of the NHS

We're all gonna die a painful death

There's nothing left of the NHS

We're all gonna die a painful death

There's nothing left of the NHS

We're all gonna die a painful death

There's nothing left

And he's holding up my bypass

Whoaaahhhh

Tony Blair is having a top laugh

Whoaaahhhh

And I really need a bypass

Whoaaahhhh

Or I think I'm gonna die boss

I think I'm gonna…

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