Angel Of Death

I am a blank page in a notebook

Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks

I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over

To cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts

I am the Total Gym

I am the Salad Glove

I am the Slap Chop

I'm the Forever Lazy

I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me

I am the kool-aid stains on the mouth of a kid

Whose name is most likely Cody

He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley

And Cody doesn't have friends

And his parents hate each other

And he wants to find a better way to love his family

And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's

I am the camera that watches you

When you think you are awake

And I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan

That keeps all their cocaine safe

I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings

At an all you can eat buffet

I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today

And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth

In a history class from the future

I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic

That gave my grandfather cancer

And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death

"Hello, how are you? My name is Trevor"

Prepare to die

Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever