Daddy Didn't Love Me

Well, once when I was eight

everything was going great

until my father, he tried to kill me

By the time that I was nine

my daddy was doing time

and my mother had enlisted in the army

I wish my father had loved me more

By the time was that I was ten

my dad's life was going to end

'cause he was going on ninety

By the time I was eleven

my daddy was up in heaven

in the clouds, staring down at me

And I can't help but miss him even though he hit me everyday

And he tried to hang me with a belt once

And he took nude photographs of my body

And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million

And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer

And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country

And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world

So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me

And I'm glad that he tried to kill me

And I'm glad he took those pictures of me

I am glad my daddy didn't love me