Survival

I broke my promise on a very sharp rock

and i was possessed by something quite unfriendly

and i was haunted by a demon in my sleep

and that's how i learned how to survive.

i gave a berr to a bum that was drinking

and i gave some sause to my bestest friends for cooking

and i gave water to all i thought were thirsty

and that's how i learned how to survive.

i gave some money to my bank for safe keeping

and i gave some money to my land lord, he was needing it

and i gave attention to the TV that was bleeding

and that's how i learned how to survive.

and "i don't care if monday's blue,

tuesday's grey and wednesday's too.

thursday i don't care about you.

it's friday i'm in love."

we just ripped off a song by the cure

but it's not the first band that we ripped off for sure.

i fed false information to the audience

and that's how i learned how to survive.

i give a thank you to my father for leaving me

and i give a finger to my stepfather for beating me

and i give props to myself for achieving.

gosh dang i'm glad that i survived.

i just handed you a giant load of gibberish

and i give love to a lover quite deserving of it

and i give thanks to all of you for listening to the story

of how we all learned how to survive