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Artist: Andrew Jackson Jihad
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The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving
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The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving
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The Michael Jordan of drunk driving
Played his final game tonight
And burdened by his loneliness
He wanted to feel alive
His laziness built the pyramids
And his solitude was a knife
The Michael Jordan of drunk driving
Played his final game tonight
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