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Artist: Angry Samoans
Canonical path: /angry-samoans/are-you-a-square
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Are You A Square?
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Are You A Square?
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Where were you back in '72
Was David Bowie the man for you
You died your hair blue
And then you painted your dick
Well all you boys really make me sick
Are you a square
What's the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a wimp
A power pop simp
Does the sound of loud guitars
Make your dick go limp
Thought you were hip back in '72 man
You were a joke now the joke's on you
Are you a square
What's the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a square
Are you a square
All trends now have come and gone
But all you squares
Sing the same old song
One year it's fagots
The next year it's punks
Well you wear the same clothes
You snort the same junk
You think that you're hip
But you'll never be cool
So why don't you squares just
DROP DEAD BABY
Are you a square
What's the length of your hair
Are you a nerd
Or just a power pop turd
Are you a square
Are you a square
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